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Alanis Morissette “Ironic” Duet With James CordenUpdated To Reflect Modern Day Problems Such as Facebook & Vaping

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Who doesn’t remember the iconic 1995 Alanis Morrissette song “Ironic!” It was a massive hit and was nominated for two Grammys and six MTV video music awards. Twenty years later, Morissette updated her song with the help of James Coreden the host of The Late Late Show to shed light on modern problems such as: Facebook, vaping, Netflix, and Southwest flights. She even makes fun of her original song, “It’s singing ‘Ironic,’ but there are no ironies / And who would’ve thought it figures?”

What do you guys think?

Alanis Morrissette & Jame Corden

“Ironic Take 2”

An old friend sends you a Facebook request
You only find out they’re racist after you accept
There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet
It’s like they announce a new iPhone the day after you buy it
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
It’s like swiping left on your future soulmate
It’s a Snapchat that you wish you had saved
It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves
And who would’ve thought it figures

It’s a traffic jam when you try to use Waze
A no-smoking sign when you brought your vape
It’s 10,000 male late-night hosts when all you want is just one woman, seriously!
It’s singing the duet of your dreams, and then Alanis Morissette shouting at you
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane
Then you realize that every seat is the same
It’s like Amazon but your package never came
And who would’ve thought it figures

It’s like Netflix but you own DVDs
It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street
It’s singing “Ironic,” but there are no ironies
And who would’ve thought it figures

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Scott Disick and 18-year-old Sofia Richie get flirty in France

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Scott Disick has a new BFF, apparently. He was seen in Cannes over the weekend with 18-year old Sofia Richie. Some of Scott’s friends were there but there were plenty of photos that had people talking on social media. The reason for the trip was to celebrate Scott’s 34th birthday.

TMZ reported that they were super flirty. But Sofia says otherwise. According to her, there is nothing more there and they are “just homies.”

In one of the photos, it looks like she flashed him. Another photo shows them getting handsy on one of the decks. Keep in mind that Scott and 19-year-old actress flew with them to the South Of France but flew back home on her own because she was feeling ‘used’ and ‘humiliated,’ according to reports. In an Instagram post, Bella wrote, “Couldn’t be happier to be back home.”

https://twitter.com/sofiarichie/status/868894668695777285

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Read Steve Harvey’s shocking memo to his staff: “Do not approach me”

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Steve Harvey is getting ready to leave Chicago for his new home in Los Angeles as he gets ready to start his new daytime show “Steve” but it doesn’t look like he is making friends on his way out.

An odd memo was published by Chicago blogger Robert Feder. The letter was apparently leaked by someone on Harvey’s staff and reads, “There will be no meetings in my dressing room. No stopping by or popping in. NO ONE.”

The letter also demands that employees must schedule an appointment to speak with him and calls for “all the ambushing to stop now.” It doesn’t end there. The letter also states, “Do not come to my dressing room unless invited. Do not open my dressing room door. IF YOU OPEN MY DOOR, EXPECT TO BE REMOVED.”

“I promise you I will not entertain you in the hallway, and do not attempt to walk with me,” he wrote. The letter ends by explaining that this is for “the good of my personal life and enjoyment.”

Harvey has not publicly commented on the memo. Apparently, the memo got out to on the final day of taping for “The Steve Harvey Show” but it was sent out to employees months ago before the start of this fifth and final season. That show is ending as Harvey gets ready for the premiere of his new show “Steve” on September 5. According to reports, there is speculation that an ex-staffer leaked the letter who was not invited to be part of the crew for his new show.

Harvey has a lot on his plate. In addition to the new “Steve” daytime show, he hosts ABC’s “Celebrity Family Feud,” NBC’s “Little big Shots,” and he is pegged for Fox’s “Showtime at the Apollo” revival.

The full memo is below:

Good morning, everyone. Welcome back.

I’d like you all to review and adhere to the following notes and rules for Season 5 of my talk show.

There will be no meetings in my dressing room. No stopping by or popping in. NO ONE.

Do not come to my dressing room unless invited.

Do not open my dressing room door. IF YOU OPEN MY DOOR, EXPECT TO BE REMOVED.

My security team will stop everyone from standing at my door who have the intent to see or speak to me.

I want all the ambushing to stop now. That includes TV staff.

You must schedule an appointment.

I have been taken advantage of by my lenient policy in the past. This ends now. NO MORE.

Do not approach me while I’m in the makeup chair unless I ask to speak with you directly. Either knock or use the doorbell.

I am seeking more free time for me throughout the day.

Do not wait in any hallway to speak to me. I hate being ambushed. Please make an appointment.

I promise you I will not entertain you in the hallway, and do not attempt to walk with me.

If you’re reading this, yes, I mean you.

Everyone, do not take offense to the new way of doing business. It is for the good of my personal life and enjoyment.

Thank you all,

Steve Harvey

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Kelly Clarkson returning full-time to American Idol?

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Kelly Clarkson may be close to returning to the show that made her famous. TMZ is reporting that ABC is expressing “serious interest” in Clarkson to be a judge on the show. Idol was picked up by ABC and there are talks of format changes that would make it easier for everyone that will be working with the show.

Home base for the show auditions will be at Disney World and possibly Disneyland, instead of traveling across the country from city to city. That would save ABC a ton of money and one of the reasons why it made sense to them to revive the show. Several networks, including their old home at FOX, put in bids to get the rights to air the show.

There is also talk of airing the show just once a week, which would make it easier on Ryan Seacrest, who is expected to return as the host. As far as Clarkson, she is reportedly very interested in the opportunity and is already clearing her schedule to start filming for the audition shows.

There’s no word yet on when ABC plans to bring the show back but speculation is that it will be back on TV in the fall.

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